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Some
more boo-boo's now.
We pulled up in Amsterdam and the ground engineer called us down to
have a look at something - Turned out the castelated nuts that hold the
bolts that hold the pushrods didn't have the split-pins installed, so
the nuts eventually undid themselves and one of the bolts fell out in
flight. When we put the gear down, the rod fell down and as the gear
door came up the rod slid up the inside until it caught and then pushed
itself right through the door. If you look carefully at the bolt on the
left in the photo on the right, you'll see it has no retaining nut on
it - it's falled off and the bolt is not far from coming completely out. |
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We
checked out the other three big pushrods and found that the nuts were
also loose on the other gear door, and the other pushrod on the same
punctured gear door had no nut on the bolt, so it was about to fall out
as well. The reason was that it was from when the 747 was last serviced
in China, they missed out on fitting the split pins to lock everything
in place.
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I've
only ever had
one potentially nasty incident in the 747, and that was when one of the
tyres blew-out on takeoff out of Shanghai. Because the 747 is so large,
you can't really feel a tyre or two let-go, and so I missed the slight
vibration completely and the first we knew of it was when the control
tower asked us if "comfirm operations normal, on takeoff your
landing gear make smoke and maybe fire!" Everything was
normal at
that point, so we kept going to our destination of Penang. |
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But
the tower soon
made it evident that we'd left a lot of debris on their runway. And so
did every other frequency that we talked to on the way back to
Malaysia. So I decided to divert to the much larger runway at Kuala
Lumpur, as being longer it gives you a better chance of stopping
safely, they have far better fire & rescue service, and the
company
has a maintenance base there. We flew around to burn off about ten
tonnes of fuel to
reduce the landing weight as much as possible, then made our approach.
We'd had a good few hours to think about all the possibilites before
landing and I decided to mainly use the left brakes as we weren't
confident that the right-hand ones had good hydraulic lines. All four
hydraulic systems showed good pressure, but I was sure that when the
tyres & wheels disintegrated on landing there would be
additional
damage. I'd also planned to get off the runway on the last high-speed
taxiway to the right, to try to keep the runway clear as I figured that
the big plane would be stuck in place after we stopped. |
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It
all went to
plan, and we made a completely normal landing and I pulled up exactly
where I wanted to. The plane even felt quite normal on landing and if
we hadn't have known in advance about the tyre problem I probably would
have taxied all the way to the gate. Anyway, as it turned out on
landing the rear pair of tyres & wheels on the right-hand body
gear
on the 747 shredded themsevles, and chunks of wheel flew all over the
place. The wheels were ground down to the diameter of the brakes, and
if you look at the photo above & right you can see a chunk of
wheel
embedded into the fibreglass fairing below the fuselage. Other chunks
of wheel punctured the fuselage and were picked out of the freight!
It's a testament to the strength of the 747, it took all that damage
and after a week or so getting repaired it was as good as new. |
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Because
the public doesn't travel on the freighers they sometimes aren't a neat
& tidy as the passenger aeroplanes are ... On the
left you can see how one of the other pilots has taped part of the dash
on to stop it from falling off.
On the
right are some oxygen maks that have either fallen down on a rough
landing or are out for servicing. That's what they look like when
they're dropped intentionally, and if they all come down it looks like
the roof is falling apart - It's called 'the rubber jungle'. |
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I
ended up quitting
the job with Air Atlanta Icelandic in late 2007, as I wanted a job
closer to home and I wasn't confident that they'd be around in a year
or so. I had an interview with Qantas for the position of an Airbus
A330 simulator instructor. It was based in Sydney and so much closer to
home, so I had high hopes for it. In the two photos left &
right
here is the Airbus A380 simulator that Qantas had to prepare their
pilots for the new plane. |
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We
had to do the
standard aircrew emergency procedures, and one of those was to wear the
smokehood, used for fighting fires - I took a photo just for laughs.
It ended up that I wasn't going to be able to get home as much as what
I wanted to, and the actual working conditions weren't what I thought
they'd be. But the main reason I quit was that I decided that I was
needed at home to look after my aging father, and so in late February
2008 I quit. |
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I
tried to get a
few jobs, but with money running out I had to fall back on my old job
of flying Metroliners in night freight. So I'm back to near where I
started, but that's okay as I spend a fair bit of time at home
It's a huge pay cut from what I used to get but I'm needed at
home to look after my father.
On the left is me starting up the left engine, the right already
running. One the right is during takeoff, with the water/methanol
injection into the engine running. (unfortunately you can't see the
fluid spraying in here) This increases power on takeoff when you're
heavy and/or out of short runways. |
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On
the left we're
passing 4,900' climbing to a cruise at 19,000'. The Metros I fly have
no autopilot, so they have to be hand-flown the entire time, and they
are not terribly stable so tend to wander left/right and up/down all
the time. On the right is the left-hand prop during cruising flight,
and if you look carefully you can see the pitch of the blades. |
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A
couple of photos
with me mucking around with the camera - On the left is one
of
the prop with the fastest shutter speed my camera can achieve - a Canon
350D at about 1/3200'th of a second - so the prop is nearly stopped in
that frame. On the right is a bit of fun, I took that one with my Nokia
mobile phone and due to a quirk of the way the camera scans the light
receptor it seems like the otherwise four-bladed prop on the Metro has
something like ten blades, all in strange places! |
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All manner of odd
freight gets carried around the country in the old Metros. So remember
the next time you look at your nice shiny calender, it may well have
been waxed by the bucket of goo we once took on my plane.
In early 2009 the
pilots received a directive from the company to not taxy around on only
one engine (often done when just shifting the plane from A to B on the
ground) as it "didn't make the company look professional to the
public". Well I really hope they never saw the shitty paintwork on
VH-EEN as it taxied around on any number of engines then ..... |
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Part of living in
Australia and being a pilot means that in summer you often have to
deal with poor weather. On this day a huge front came through Brisbane
shortly before we were due to leave on a run to Sydney & back.
Fortunately most of it had passed by the time we taxied off and I could
see a gap that we escaped through. The radar in the Metro's was
terrible at best and I really had to call on a lot of experience to try
to figure out the best way through a lot of it - and sometimes that
wasn't enough and we'd get hammered anyway. |
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One day I was
putting some water ballast in the tail of the Metro before we did the
short Melbourne to Essendon trip empty, as the Metro's are often quite
nose-heavy when empty and require a fair bit of ballast in the tail to
make the centre of gravity move to where it needs to be and being a
casual scientist I wondered how tall a stack of 15 litre/kilogam water
bottles would be. Since a human is close to a specific gravity of 1.0,
I figured that the stack would be pretty close to as tall as me. So I
stacked up 105kg of water and it was no surprise that it really was
close to my height.
The things you do to amuse yourself in a cold windy winter in Melbourne. |
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